A Glossary of *bonk* Terms
Bots - The little automated interwebbie hellions that visit my site and throw off my visitor metrics, scaring me into thinking people are actually reading the stupid things I say.
Carmine - The bee who habitually finds his way into my bonnet and drives me to acts of impulse and obsession. Those acts typically being of the "shopping" variety.
Random Guy - The 1 guy who jokingly typed in "fear does not exist in this dojo" trying to be funny and who couldn't minimize his browser fast enough when he saw toys, dolls and shoes staring back at him.
The Catfeet™ - The absolutely NOT trademarked name for my feet. Listen, you asked.
The Bee's Knees - Carmine's tiny little knee-letts.
Munkies - My beautiful Sphynx cats. Also referred to as: Mudgetts, Kittones, 'tones, Babies, etc.