*bonk* shoppe


 

Oddly, it is my sincerest desire that this site remain an isolated hole in the webs that no more than  7 people know about, but I enjoy the irony of selling promotional products for a website that I'm terrified to promote! Yea for duplicity!!

So go ahead, *bonk* yourself into a coma with terribly overpriced *bonk*wear, courtesy of zazzle! Even I can't afford it, but it doesn't rule any less hard.

2 lines of awesome to choose from!

  • *bonk*Ware - everything *bonk* and dojo related
  • NudeWare - all the  munkie business you can handle!

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