Movie & a Migrane: The Resident

The story of a horse who's looking for a new place to live because her ex [insert predictable back story] and ends up moving into a glorious apartment owned by Sam and Dean Winchester's dad. Willy Wonka's dad buys her some wine and bath salts, weirds her out and then after John Winchester licks her fingers while she sleeps, she kills him with his nail gun

highlights:

• the apartment - did I mention it's positively glorious?
• the bathroom - also positively glorious. and she spends so much, totally un-gratuitous, time in there flashing us her ass and rubbing herself down with lotion, you get plenty of time to take it all in.
• Jeffrey Dean Morgan. sure he plays a bathtub-masturbating, finger-licking creeper, but that sheepish little boy thing he does every time he's in close proximity of Seabiscuit... I just can't help but overlook the rest.
• Sistah-girl - all I can say as that this movie would've been a complete loss had there not been a sassy, oversexed, 7-months pregant friend providing consistently poor, uninformed advice.

It's in my Netflix queue and I've seen it no less than 30 times. Best documentary about New York real estate that I've ever seen.

2 out of 5 *bonks*